WEBVTT NOTE Created by CaptionSync from Automatic Sync Technologies www.automaticsync.com 00:00:00.506 --> 00:00:12.516 align:middle [ Countdown Beeping ] 00:00:13.516 --> 00:00:38.246 align:middle [ Music ] 00:00:38.746 --> 00:00:40.766 align:middle >> Megan: Welcome once again ladies and gentlemen 00:00:40.766 --> 00:00:44.336 align:middle to The Golden Age of Radio broadcast from Chaffey College 00:00:44.336 --> 00:00:47.166 align:middle in the one and only Cucamonga brought to you 00:00:47.266 --> 00:00:49.316 align:middle by Beech-Nut Fruit Stripe Gum. 00:00:50.516 --> 00:00:56.576 align:middle [ Chime ] 00:00:57.076 --> 00:00:58.936 align:middle >> [singing] Buy Beech-Nut buy gum. 00:00:58.936 --> 00:01:00.976 align:middle Buy Fruit Stripe, buy gum. 00:01:01.046 --> 00:01:02.966 align:middle >> With five different flavors with extra flavor 00:01:02.966 --> 00:01:03.976 align:middle for the whole family and every stripe. 00:01:04.056 --> 00:01:06.866 align:middle >> [singing] Buy Beech-nut, buy gum. 00:01:06.866 --> 00:01:08.936 align:middle Buy Fruit Stripe, buy gum. 00:01:09.046 --> 00:01:10.796 align:middle >> And there's extra flavor for the whole family 00:01:10.976 --> 00:01:12.526 align:middle in every scrumptious stripe. 00:01:12.906 --> 00:01:16.376 align:middle Luscious Lime Stripe, lip-smacking Lemon Stripe. 00:01:16.376 --> 00:01:21.946 align:middle >> Delicious Orange Stripe, Mixed Fruit, and Cherry Stripe. 00:01:22.646 --> 00:01:24.786 align:middle >> [singing] More flavors to chew. 00:01:24.786 --> 00:01:26.806 align:middle More flavors to choose. 00:01:26.806 --> 00:01:28.736 align:middle The flavor starts lively. 00:01:28.956 --> 00:01:30.776 align:middle The flavor stays lively. 00:01:30.776 --> 00:01:32.876 align:middle Buy Beech-Nut, buy gum. 00:01:32.876 --> 00:01:35.836 align:middle Buy Beech-Nut, buy gum. 00:01:40.396 --> 00:01:43.826 align:middle >> Chris: Good evening, we're your hosts for tonight's show. 00:01:43.826 --> 00:01:44.946 align:middle I'm Chris Walsh. 00:01:45.486 --> 00:01:47.776 align:middle >> Megan: And I'm Megan Katzman, co-host. 00:01:47.866 --> 00:01:51.086 align:middle Pleased to have you join us on The Golden Age of Radio. 00:01:51.386 --> 00:01:55.646 align:middle >> Chris: Thank you so much for tuning in once again. 00:01:56.586 --> 00:02:02.926 align:middle This show promises excitement, comedy, danger and great songs. 00:02:03.566 --> 00:02:07.476 align:middle >> Megan: Don't forget we have Popeye tonight [toot toot]. 00:02:07.476 --> 00:02:08.076 align:middle >> Chris: Yes. 00:02:08.076 --> 00:02:10.176 align:middle The old salt himself. 00:02:10.176 --> 00:02:12.606 align:middle I'm guessing that that's the reason 00:02:12.606 --> 00:02:14.936 align:middle for your unique choice of hat tonight. 00:02:15.456 --> 00:02:18.516 align:middle >> Megan: Does it suit me? 00:02:18.516 --> 00:02:19.296 align:middle >> Chris: Yeah, yes. 00:02:19.676 --> 00:02:23.246 align:middle And for those anxious to find the fate of Martin Curiale, 00:02:23.246 --> 00:02:26.336 align:middle tonight we'll show the final episode of the Horla 00:02:26.366 --> 00:02:29.106 align:middle within the Inner Sanctum. 00:02:29.106 --> 00:02:29.173 align:middle >> Megan: Eek! 00:02:29.173 --> 00:02:31.566 align:middle I can't wait. 00:02:32.026 --> 00:02:35.316 align:middle >> Chris: But first we're going to treat you 00:02:35.316 --> 00:02:37.396 align:middle to the amazing sounds of Pat Aranda 00:02:37.396 --> 00:02:39.386 align:middle and his swinging orchestra. 00:02:39.436 --> 00:02:43.156 align:middle And to keep your musical experience afloat, 00:02:43.156 --> 00:02:45.666 align:middle we're shipping in, that's right, teens, 00:02:45.846 --> 00:02:48.176 align:middle Frankie for one last song. 00:02:48.176 --> 00:02:50.406 align:middle >> Megan: Last song? 00:02:50.406 --> 00:02:53.396 align:middle >> Chris: Yes, this is our last evening together. 00:02:53.396 --> 00:02:56.576 align:middle >> Megan: It's been an amazing voyage. 00:02:56.956 --> 00:02:59.276 align:middle >> Chris: Now our ship is sinking. 00:02:59.356 --> 00:03:00.586 align:middle >> Megan: Sounds grim. 00:03:00.616 --> 00:03:01.346 align:middle Let's move on. 00:03:02.216 --> 00:03:03.476 align:middle >> Chris: Okay, then gather 00:03:03.476 --> 00:03:06.356 align:middle around for the adventures of Popeye. 00:03:06.356 --> 00:03:08.946 align:middle Tonight the folks from Meat & Greet are going 00:03:08.946 --> 00:03:13.386 align:middle to help Popeye go toe-to-toe with another great hero. 00:03:13.756 --> 00:03:14.246 align:middle >> Megan: Oh? 00:03:14.276 --> 00:03:14.856 align:middle >> Chris: Yes. 00:03:14.856 --> 00:03:17.446 align:middle Tonight Popeye and his friends are going 00:03:17.446 --> 00:03:21.876 align:middle to visit Sherwood Forest and meet Robin Hood himself. 00:03:21.876 --> 00:03:24.606 align:middle >> Megan: What strange bedfellows those two would make? 00:03:25.886 --> 00:03:29.066 align:middle >> Chris: Don't you mean shipmates? 00:03:29.306 --> 00:03:31.256 align:middle >> Megan: Ugh, let's just listen in, shall we? 00:03:32.136 --> 00:03:33.186 align:middle All hands on deck. 00:03:33.186 --> 00:03:34.976 align:middle It's Popeye [toot toot]. 00:03:35.516 --> 00:03:38.956 align:middle [ Music ] 00:03:39.456 --> 00:03:43.386 align:middle >> Chris: These wintery days have kept Popeye, Olive Oil, 00:03:43.386 --> 00:03:45.126 align:middle Wimmin and Whimpey indoors. 00:03:45.126 --> 00:03:46.946 align:middle But they've had lots of adventure. 00:03:46.946 --> 00:03:50.446 align:middle Tonight is another night around the fireside. 00:03:50.446 --> 00:03:52.936 align:middle They'll start with dinner at Olive Oil's. 00:03:52.936 --> 00:03:54.786 align:middle And then the four friends will be sitting 00:03:54.786 --> 00:03:57.766 align:middle around discussing their favorite books, 00:03:57.766 --> 00:03:59.776 align:middle and the people and places they love. 00:04:03.296 --> 00:04:06.966 align:middle >> Olive Oil: Oh, I just love this book about Robin Hood. 00:04:06.966 --> 00:04:10.546 align:middle It always makes me homesick for Sherwood Forest. 00:04:10.896 --> 00:04:11.916 align:middle >> Popeye: Yeah, Robin Hood 00:04:11.916 --> 00:04:13.956 align:middle and his Merry Men was elegant crew, all right. 00:04:15.316 --> 00:04:17.716 align:middle >> Wimmin: They sure were, that's the life for me, 00:04:17.716 --> 00:04:20.396 align:middle dressing in Lincoln green and haunting in the great forest. 00:04:20.926 --> 00:04:23.156 align:middle >> Popeye: And righting the wrongs and then doing kind acts 00:04:23.156 --> 00:04:25.076 align:middle with plenty of need for great muscles. 00:04:26.036 --> 00:04:26.896 align:middle >> Whimpey: Oh, don't worry 00:04:26.896 --> 00:04:29.976 align:middle about the roast venison and huge meat bites. 00:04:31.086 --> 00:04:31.736 align:middle >> Wimmin: Let's see. 00:04:31.946 --> 00:04:35.576 align:middle It was Friar Tuck and Robin Hood and Little John. 00:04:35.576 --> 00:04:38.856 align:middle >> Olive Oil: Oh, and that Kevin Costner. 00:04:39.216 --> 00:04:42.346 align:middle Oh, I do you declare that man has the loveliest eyes. 00:04:42.646 --> 00:04:44.706 align:middle >> Popeye: Oh, Olive you and your google eyes. 00:04:45.856 --> 00:04:46.586 align:middle >> Wimmin: Go on. 00:04:46.586 --> 00:04:47.186 align:middle Meet some more. 00:04:48.326 --> 00:04:49.426 align:middle >> Olive Oil: All right. 00:04:49.426 --> 00:04:52.946 align:middle I will. Let's see, where was I? 00:04:54.126 --> 00:05:00.006 align:middle Oh. Yes. The notes of the Golden Horns fills the majestic sky 00:05:00.006 --> 00:05:01.976 align:middle like sunlight through stained glass. 00:05:02.516 --> 00:05:04.706 align:middle [ Trumpet Horns ] 00:05:05.206 --> 00:05:06.576 align:middle >> Wimmin: Listen, the trumpet. 00:05:06.576 --> 00:05:09.496 align:middle It's just like the time of John and Robin Hood. 00:05:09.496 --> 00:05:10.206 align:middle >> Popeye: That's right, Wimmin. 00:05:10.206 --> 00:05:11.786 align:middle And Robin Hood said we might come back to Sherwood 00:05:11.786 --> 00:05:13.456 align:middle by reading his stories near the fire light. 00:05:14.446 --> 00:05:15.916 align:middle >> Whimpey: It seems to be happening again. 00:05:18.386 --> 00:05:19.696 align:middle >> Olive Oil: Would you go on? 00:05:20.406 --> 00:05:21.866 align:middle I'll read more and we'll see. 00:05:22.756 --> 00:05:24.976 align:middle From far and near the horns -- 00:05:25.516 --> 00:05:29.416 align:middle [ Trumpet Horns ] 00:05:29.916 --> 00:05:30.336 align:middle >> Wimmin: Look! 00:05:30.336 --> 00:05:32.906 align:middle It happened. 00:05:33.096 --> 00:05:34.236 align:middle Here we are in Sherwood Forest again. 00:05:34.236 --> 00:05:34.716 align:middle >>Popeye: Hey, look stubborn. 00:05:34.716 --> 00:05:35.396 align:middle They're the Merry Men. 00:05:39.046 --> 00:05:42.706 align:middle >> Olive Oil: Hundreds of them, yonder across the stream. 00:05:42.706 --> 00:05:44.736 align:middle >> Wimmin: Hey, let's go over there. 00:05:44.736 --> 00:05:46.056 align:middle Maybe we'll find Robin Hood. 00:05:46.956 --> 00:05:48.276 align:middle >> Whimpey: And go to Friar Tuck. 00:05:48.396 --> 00:05:50.166 align:middle Ugh, does he know his groceries? 00:05:50.616 --> 00:05:52.216 align:middle >> Popeye: We have to find a bridge or something first. 00:05:52.216 --> 00:05:53.826 align:middle The stream is too wide to jump across [hunting horn]. 00:05:54.146 --> 00:05:58.756 align:middle >> Wimmin: Listen, that's Robin Hood. 00:05:58.756 --> 00:06:00.696 align:middle >> Whimpey: It seemeth to come from yonder the forest. 00:06:01.186 --> 00:06:04.726 align:middle >> Popeye: Now, don't start with that seemeth business, Whimpey. 00:06:05.166 --> 00:06:07.086 align:middle It's all right for those Robin Hood guys, but, 00:06:07.086 --> 00:06:08.616 align:middle but it sounds goofy coming from you. 00:06:09.676 --> 00:06:10.556 align:middle >> Wimmin: Quiet everyone. 00:06:10.606 --> 00:06:13.106 align:middle Here's Robin Hood now. 00:06:13.736 --> 00:06:15.796 align:middle >> Robin Hood: [laughter] Greetings Popeye, greetings. 00:06:16.726 --> 00:06:20.326 align:middle Well do my own bones recall the sound of spinach crunching 00:06:20.326 --> 00:06:22.026 align:middle in thy mouth that saved our forest? 00:06:22.446 --> 00:06:24.256 align:middle >> Popeye: Oh, you embarrass me Robin Hood. 00:06:24.256 --> 00:06:25.196 align:middle It wasn't nothing. 00:06:25.286 --> 00:06:27.496 align:middle >> Robin Hood: [laughter] Come now, my pretty Popeye. 00:06:28.316 --> 00:06:30.566 align:middle >> Popeye: Hey, now I know you must be making fun of me. 00:06:31.276 --> 00:06:32.766 align:middle I'm sure what you ain't call pretty. 00:06:33.226 --> 00:06:34.606 align:middle >> Robin Hood: Well forsooth, 00:06:35.136 --> 00:06:37.116 align:middle tell me not that thou has tuckest your brain 00:06:37.116 --> 00:06:38.826 align:middle in that unbreakable crown of yours. 00:06:39.506 --> 00:06:40.846 align:middle >> Popeye: Hey, now listen here. 00:06:41.416 --> 00:06:44.696 align:middle My brain isn't very fancy, but, but it's elegant 00:06:44.696 --> 00:06:47.796 align:middle for its purpose [toot toot]. 00:06:48.066 --> 00:06:48.706 align:middle >> Megan: Wow. 00:06:48.956 --> 00:06:50.896 align:middle Popeye drafted into Robin Hood's army. 00:06:51.106 --> 00:06:52.766 align:middle What will the Navy say? 00:06:52.766 --> 00:06:55.626 align:middle >> Chris: I can hardly believe it myself. 00:06:55.626 --> 00:06:57.776 align:middle But let's take a moment to hear 00:06:57.776 --> 00:06:59.596 align:middle from the folks from Meat & Greet. 00:07:01.516 --> 00:07:06.656 align:middle [ Music ] 00:07:07.156 --> 00:07:08.086 align:middle >> Uncle Ezio: How's it going out there? 00:07:08.466 --> 00:07:11.446 align:middle It's Uncle Ezio here to tell you about Meat & Greet. 00:07:12.016 --> 00:07:14.536 align:middle Southern California's premier meat 00:07:14.536 --> 00:07:16.936 align:middle and fish delivery, with a smile. 00:07:18.036 --> 00:07:19.036 align:middle Call us up. 00:07:19.546 --> 00:07:20.306 align:middle Choose your cuts. 00:07:20.566 --> 00:07:21.336 align:middle Choose your guts. 00:07:21.636 --> 00:07:23.806 align:middle And my boys Ronnie and Raymond will drive 00:07:23.806 --> 00:07:24.986 align:middle on out there in a snap. 00:07:25.756 --> 00:07:28.176 align:middle I teach my boys the kind of manners 00:07:28.176 --> 00:07:30.566 align:middle that makes a man a sales man. 00:07:31.166 --> 00:07:32.726 align:middle They'll treat you right and proper. 00:07:33.276 --> 00:07:38.236 align:middle And like I say, meat and fish delivery, with a smile. 00:07:39.626 --> 00:07:41.296 align:middle If they aren't smiling, let me know, 00:07:41.296 --> 00:07:43.676 align:middle and I'll give them something to frown about. 00:07:45.096 --> 00:07:46.946 align:middle [pig grunting] But hey, what you really want 00:07:46.946 --> 00:07:48.436 align:middle to hear about is the meat. 00:07:48.816 --> 00:07:53.836 align:middle I get it. Look, I've been in this business longer than any 00:07:53.836 --> 00:07:56.396 align:middle of the butcher west of the Santa Ana River. 00:07:56.816 --> 00:08:00.566 align:middle These new guys popping up, they're fresh meat. 00:08:01.336 --> 00:08:03.316 align:middle But hey, the meat ain't that fresh. 00:08:04.066 --> 00:08:06.216 align:middle Trust me. The best meat 00:08:06.216 --> 00:08:08.026 align:middle in the state comes through my chop shop. 00:08:08.346 --> 00:08:13.386 align:middle The best chuck, the best back, the best fish the best birds. 00:08:13.656 --> 00:08:15.156 align:middle Come slaughter to house. 00:08:15.346 --> 00:08:18.166 align:middle [chicken clucking] Look, you leave a couple of my thighs 00:08:18.166 --> 00:08:21.516 align:middle out on the counter overnight, it's going to wake you 00:08:21.516 --> 00:08:23.956 align:middle up in the morning like you back on Nana's farm. 00:08:24.516 --> 00:08:27.806 align:middle [ Cock Crows ] 00:08:28.306 --> 00:08:30.646 align:middle My beef cuts, mwah. 00:08:31.406 --> 00:08:34.436 align:middle You can try looking for fresher cuts till the cows come home. 00:08:34.656 --> 00:08:36.776 align:middle And when they do, I'm going to turn them 00:08:36.776 --> 00:08:39.096 align:middle into the best steaks you ever did have [cow huffs]. 00:08:39.546 --> 00:08:42.966 align:middle My fish, hey, from seashore to your door. 00:08:42.966 --> 00:08:46.046 align:middle I got the freshest gills for your grills. 00:08:46.256 --> 00:08:51.226 align:middle I got lamb, ram, hogs, dogs, oh, chicken, 00:08:51.546 --> 00:08:53.996 align:middle turkey, rabbits, you name it. 00:08:54.406 --> 00:08:57.266 align:middle The three little pigs are looking for another home. 00:08:57.716 --> 00:08:59.036 align:middle So why not make it yours [pig squeals]? 00:09:00.106 --> 00:09:02.006 align:middle Maybe you just took the family to see Bendy 00:09:02.006 --> 00:09:03.416 align:middle at the local pig jobs. 00:09:03.996 --> 00:09:06.396 align:middle But hey, that's a good tasting animal right there. 00:09:06.396 --> 00:09:08.186 align:middle See for yourself. 00:09:09.106 --> 00:09:10.136 align:middle Don't like venison? 00:09:10.646 --> 00:09:14.226 align:middle Well, Mary had a little lamb and so do I. 00:09:14.346 --> 00:09:15.366 align:middle Try the chops. 00:09:15.786 --> 00:09:16.466 align:middle Try the mutton. 00:09:17.426 --> 00:09:18.746 align:middle Don't like venison? 00:09:20.846 --> 00:09:23.596 align:middle Well, Easter came earlier this year 00:09:23.976 --> 00:09:28.366 align:middle because I got whole skin jack rabbits rearing for us too. 00:09:28.666 --> 00:09:32.386 align:middle So if you're hungry, give information a call. 00:09:32.806 --> 00:09:36.226 align:middle Ask for Meat & Greet and tell them Uncle Ezio sent you. 00:09:36.526 --> 00:09:39.906 align:middle That's a Meat & Greet, meat and fish delivery, 00:09:40.266 --> 00:09:41.866 align:middle with a smile [farm animal sounds]. 00:09:43.516 --> 00:09:48.736 align:middle [ Music and Animal Sounds ] 00:09:49.236 --> 00:09:51.796 align:middle >>Megan: It says here in the Navy regulations 00:09:51.796 --> 00:09:54.266 align:middle that enlisted personnel may be conscripted 00:09:54.266 --> 00:09:59.706 align:middle to a Special Forces unit headed by authorized leadership only 00:09:59.706 --> 00:10:02.446 align:middle when cooperative battle plans involve two 00:10:02.446 --> 00:10:04.596 align:middle or more branches of the Armed Forces. 00:10:06.176 --> 00:10:08.336 align:middle >> Chris: Megan, I don't mean to interrupt, 00:10:08.336 --> 00:10:10.686 align:middle but I have an important question. 00:10:10.686 --> 00:10:11.506 align:middle >> Megan: What's that? 00:10:11.506 --> 00:10:11.846 align:middle All right. 00:10:11.846 --> 00:10:13.966 align:middle What's your question, Chris? 00:10:13.966 --> 00:10:16.386 align:middle >> Chris: While you've got that little book handy, 00:10:16.386 --> 00:10:19.536 align:middle does the Navy regulation describe 00:10:19.536 --> 00:10:23.356 align:middle where we should put Pat Aranda's Band on a battleship? 00:10:24.286 --> 00:10:26.166 align:middle >> Megan: We're not on a battleship. 00:10:26.926 --> 00:10:28.446 align:middle >> Chris: Precisely. 00:10:28.446 --> 00:10:33.256 align:middle Folks, it's our pleasure to bring you the musical stylings 00:10:33.256 --> 00:10:36.956 align:middle of Pat Aranda and his swinging orchestra. 00:10:38.516 --> 00:11:22.516 align:middle [ Music ] 00:11:23.516 --> 00:11:27.516 align:middle [ Applause ] 00:11:28.516 --> 00:12:23.516 align:middle [ Music ] 00:12:24.516 --> 00:12:26.916 align:middle [ Applause ] 00:12:27.416 --> 00:12:30.606 align:middle Boy, that was really something, huh? 00:12:30.606 --> 00:12:31.506 align:middle >> Megan: I loved it. 00:12:31.616 --> 00:12:35.486 align:middle Reminded me of the first ocean liner I was ever on. 00:12:35.486 --> 00:12:35.576 align:middle >> Chris: Oh, yeah? 00:12:35.686 --> 00:12:36.996 align:middle And how was that? 00:12:36.996 --> 00:12:39.556 align:middle >> Megan: No matter how fast the ship went, we just kept 00:12:39.556 --> 00:12:40.246 align:middle on rocking [drum rimshot]. 00:12:41.556 --> 00:12:43.816 align:middle >> Chris: Well, let's keep the mood rocking 00:12:43.816 --> 00:12:49.976 align:middle with everybody's favorite crooner, Brandon, Frankie. 00:12:50.016 --> 00:12:51.266 align:middle [ Applause ] 00:12:51.266 --> 00:12:52.766 align:middle >> Voices: Oh Frankie! 00:12:53.016 --> 00:12:54.016 align:middle [ Women Fainting ] 00:12:54.516 --> 00:12:58.516 align:middle [ Applause ] 00:12:59.516 --> 00:13:10.876 align:middle [ Music Saxophone Intro ] 00:13:11.376 --> 00:13:15.316 align:middle >> Frank Sinatra: [singing] I'd like to get you on a slow boat 00:13:15.366 --> 00:13:22.266 align:middle to China, all to myself, alone. 00:13:23.266 --> 00:13:28.936 align:middle Get you and keep you in my arms evermore. 00:13:29.056 --> 00:13:34.006 align:middle Leave all your lovers standing on the distant shore. 00:13:34.986 --> 00:13:40.906 align:middle Out on the briny with the moon big and shiny, 00:13:41.496 --> 00:13:46.696 align:middle melting your heart of stone. 00:13:47.306 --> 00:13:51.066 align:middle I'd like to get you on a slow boat 00:13:51.426 --> 00:13:56.976 align:middle to China All to myself alone. 00:13:57.516 --> 00:14:22.436 align:middle [ Saxophone Interlude ] 00:14:22.936 --> 00:14:29.056 align:middle >> [singing] Out on the briny with the moon big and shiny, 00:14:29.516 --> 00:14:33.436 align:middle melting your heart of stone. 00:14:35.296 --> 00:14:44.836 align:middle I'd like to get you on a slow boat to China. 00:14:47.166 --> 00:14:53.976 align:middle All to myself alone, All to myself alone. 00:14:54.516 --> 00:15:00.696 align:middle [ Applause ] 00:15:01.196 --> 00:15:03.296 align:middle >> Megan: Thank you so much Frankie. 00:15:03.436 --> 00:15:04.436 align:middle That was swell. 00:15:04.656 --> 00:15:07.726 align:middle You know, I just can't get enough of his voice. 00:15:07.726 --> 00:15:10.456 align:middle >> Chris: Well, with apologies, that was his last song. 00:15:10.976 --> 00:15:13.356 align:middle >> Megan: Oh dear, whatever shall I do now? 00:15:14.396 --> 00:15:16.226 align:middle >> Chris: Well, maybe you can book passage 00:15:16.226 --> 00:15:19.586 align:middle on the next luxury wineries reporting on. 00:15:19.786 --> 00:15:21.316 align:middle >> Megan: As soon as the show is over. 00:15:21.646 --> 00:15:25.656 align:middle But I am not leaving until I find out if Martin Curiale, 00:15:25.686 --> 00:15:29.316 align:middle world famous piano virtuoso can win his life and death battle 00:15:29.316 --> 00:15:31.616 align:middle with the terrifying Horla. 00:15:33.126 --> 00:15:34.636 align:middle >> Chris: Well, we'll get to that. 00:15:34.636 --> 00:15:38.236 align:middle But right now the folks at the Beech-Nut company would like you 00:15:38.236 --> 00:15:43.866 align:middle to smile as we present more hilarious comedy. 00:15:45.046 --> 00:15:46.676 align:middle >> [singing] More flavors to choose. 00:15:46.676 --> 00:15:48.856 align:middle More flavors to choose. 00:15:48.856 --> 00:15:50.786 align:middle The flavor starts lively. 00:15:51.006 --> 00:15:52.826 align:middle The flavor stays lively. 00:15:52.826 --> 00:15:54.916 align:middle Buy Beech-Nut buy gum. 00:15:54.916 --> 00:15:57.926 align:middle Buy Beech-Nut buy gum. 00:15:59.246 --> 00:16:02.056 align:middle >> Megan: I'm just so worried about Martin and his poor wife. 00:16:02.056 --> 00:16:07.056 align:middle Martin was fighting the Horla with fire last time. 00:16:07.056 --> 00:16:07.996 align:middle >> Chris: I know, I know. 00:16:07.996 --> 00:16:09.506 align:middle And we'll get to that. 00:16:09.506 --> 00:16:13.246 align:middle But right now, ladies and gentlemen, it's our pleasure 00:16:13.246 --> 00:16:17.036 align:middle to present our special guest, Bob Hope 00:16:17.426 --> 00:16:21.376 align:middle and his special guest, Lucille Ball. 00:16:22.446 --> 00:16:25.766 align:middle >> Megan: You mean our special guest has a special guest? 00:16:25.766 --> 00:16:25.896 align:middle >> Chris: Uh huh. 00:16:25.896 --> 00:16:27.786 align:middle He certainly does. 00:16:27.786 --> 00:16:30.396 align:middle Does that make her extra special? 00:16:30.666 --> 00:16:32.396 align:middle >> Megan: Well, don't mention that to Mr. Hope. 00:16:32.656 --> 00:16:34.406 align:middle You know how jealous he gets. 00:16:36.031 --> 00:16:38.031 align:middle [ Audience Chatter and Applause ] 00:16:38.046 --> 00:16:38.826 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Thank you very much. 00:16:38.826 --> 00:16:40.786 align:middle How you doing ladies and gentlemen? 00:16:41.356 --> 00:16:44.786 align:middle This is Bob back in Hollywood Hope telling all Congress 00:16:44.786 --> 00:16:46.606 align:middle whether you're Republican or Democrat, 00:16:46.896 --> 00:16:48.826 align:middle to brush on that toothpaste with a steady beat. 00:16:49.066 --> 00:16:51.406 align:middle Your teeth will stay in even though you lost your 00:16:51.696 --> 00:16:51.786 align:middle seat [laughter]. 00:16:53.056 --> 00:16:55.036 align:middle Now, I want to introduce a grand guest star here ladies 00:16:55.036 --> 00:16:55.616 align:middle and gentlemen. 00:16:55.616 --> 00:16:57.276 align:middle Star of the current picture Easy 00:16:57.276 --> 00:17:00.436 align:middle to Wed appearing here tonight courtesy of Heaven 00:17:00.436 --> 00:17:04.446 align:middle and Chaffey College, Miss Lucille Ball right here. 00:17:04.861 --> 00:17:06.861 align:middle [applause]. 00:17:07.276 --> 00:17:07.846 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Thank you. 00:17:07.846 --> 00:17:08.396 align:middle Thank you. 00:17:08.396 --> 00:17:09.306 align:middle Thanks, everybody. 00:17:09.306 --> 00:17:11.596 align:middle Before we go any further, Bob, I want to thank you 00:17:11.596 --> 00:17:13.136 align:middle for that wonderful introduction. 00:17:13.206 --> 00:17:14.706 align:middle If we weren't in front of an audience right now, 00:17:14.706 --> 00:17:15.816 align:middle I'd give you a great big kiss. 00:17:15.816 --> 00:17:16.586 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Everybody out [laughter]. 00:17:17.246 --> 00:17:19.686 align:middle Everybody, go on make your books and go. 00:17:19.686 --> 00:17:20.816 align:middle Happy waiting [laughter]. 00:17:21.366 --> 00:17:23.046 align:middle Okay, where were we? 00:17:23.456 --> 00:17:26.246 align:middle Lucille, what's the latest picture? 00:17:27.476 --> 00:17:28.386 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Easy to Wed. 00:17:28.606 --> 00:17:29.806 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Yeah, but what's the title 00:17:29.806 --> 00:17:30.386 align:middle of the picture [laughter]? 00:17:30.716 --> 00:17:32.726 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: That's the title Bob. 00:17:32.726 --> 00:17:34.206 align:middle It's called Easy to Wed. 00:17:34.406 --> 00:17:34.986 align:middle >> Bob Hope: No kidding. 00:17:35.376 --> 00:17:37.726 align:middle We gets to play the lead, Billy Bob Thornton [laughter]? 00:17:38.086 --> 00:17:39.646 align:middle Yes, sir. That's right. 00:17:39.646 --> 00:17:40.596 align:middle That five time winner. 00:17:41.326 --> 00:17:44.176 align:middle Well, you know, it'll make a good combo Forever Amber 00:17:44.176 --> 00:17:45.146 align:middle and Forever Eager [laughter]. 00:17:45.266 --> 00:17:46.756 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Bob. 00:17:46.956 --> 00:17:48.506 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Okay, how about your picture? 00:17:49.916 --> 00:17:51.666 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Bob, Van Johnson is in Easy to Wed 00:17:51.666 --> 00:17:53.166 align:middle and I think he's wonderful. 00:17:53.166 --> 00:17:54.206 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Van Johnson? 00:17:54.276 --> 00:17:55.436 align:middle That's all you girls think of. 00:17:56.136 --> 00:17:59.016 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Is there anything else? 00:17:59.076 --> 00:17:59.856 align:middle >> Bob Hope: I don't know. 00:18:00.876 --> 00:18:01.636 align:middle You must be kidding. 00:18:01.686 --> 00:18:03.476 align:middle I got everything he's got. 00:18:03.846 --> 00:18:04.746 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Yes, Bob, 00:18:04.746 --> 00:18:06.476 align:middle but he's got Van in front [laughter]. 00:18:07.276 --> 00:18:08.536 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Well, to each his own. 00:18:09.336 --> 00:18:10.836 align:middle You say I don't think he's too many. 00:18:10.836 --> 00:18:11.996 align:middle But I'm paramount, they're trying 00:18:11.996 --> 00:18:15.326 align:middle to give me the Van Johnson type of parts. 00:18:15.436 --> 00:18:16.746 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Well, grab them boy. 00:18:16.746 --> 00:18:17.996 align:middle You could use a few parts. 00:18:17.996 --> 00:18:18.936 align:middle >> Bob Hope: What do you mean? 00:18:19.306 --> 00:18:21.076 align:middle That Johnson doesn't have anything but a cowlick. 00:18:21.076 --> 00:18:23.826 align:middle You know, I used to have a cowlick too [laughter]. 00:18:23.826 --> 00:18:24.366 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Yes, Bob. 00:18:24.366 --> 00:18:26.266 align:middle I heard about your romance with Elsie [laughter]. 00:18:26.416 --> 00:18:30.046 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Let them leave the seals don't milk him, 00:18:30.106 --> 00:18:31.776 align:middle don't milk him. 00:18:32.046 --> 00:18:32.596 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: But I would 00:18:32.596 --> 00:18:34.266 align:middle like to get different roles too, Bob. 00:18:34.266 --> 00:18:36.916 align:middle I'm always the wise cracking gum chewing type. 00:18:36.916 --> 00:18:37.986 align:middle >> Bob Hope: A gum chewing type. 00:18:37.986 --> 00:18:38.053 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Yeah, 00:18:38.606 --> 00:18:42.586 align:middle last month the Beech-Nut people voted me Miss Jawbreaker 00:18:42.586 --> 00:18:44.186 align:middle in 1946 [laughter]. 00:18:44.236 --> 00:18:46.326 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Well, speaking of Jawbreakers, Lucille, 00:18:46.536 --> 00:18:47.836 align:middle you should meet Miss Vague. 00:18:47.836 --> 00:18:48.816 align:middle Oh, Miss Vague [applause]. 00:18:50.416 --> 00:18:53.586 align:middle This is Lucille Ball, the glamorous 00:18:53.586 --> 00:18:54.976 align:middle and gorgeous movie star. 00:18:56.006 --> 00:18:56.936 align:middle >> Miss Vague: Oh, really? 00:18:57.326 --> 00:19:00.186 align:middle I think of her as Lucille Ball, period [laughter]. 00:19:00.366 --> 00:19:00.516 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Hmm. 00:19:00.516 --> 00:19:02.576 align:middle What a coincidence. 00:19:02.576 --> 00:19:04.546 align:middle I think of you as very Vague, question mark. 00:19:04.806 --> 00:19:04.986 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Oh. 00:19:06.096 --> 00:19:07.196 align:middle Steady now, steady. 00:19:07.966 --> 00:19:09.146 align:middle >> Miss Vague: Miss Ball, huh? 00:19:09.476 --> 00:19:11.426 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: That's right, Ball. 00:19:12.046 --> 00:19:13.786 align:middle >> Miss Vague: Well, I wouldn't worry about that dear. 00:19:14.016 --> 00:19:17.116 align:middle I've been bounced around a bit myself. 00:19:17.116 --> 00:19:18.136 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Miss Vague, 00:19:18.276 --> 00:19:19.346 align:middle don't you mean dribbles [laughter]? 00:19:20.076 --> 00:19:22.016 align:middle >> Miss Vague: Isn't she pretty Mr. Hope. 00:19:22.416 --> 00:19:24.236 align:middle Look at that beautiful red hair. 00:19:24.456 --> 00:19:25.996 align:middle And it's on straight too [laughter]. 00:19:28.126 --> 00:19:29.686 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Tell me Miss Vague, when you get 00:19:29.686 --> 00:19:31.296 align:middle up in the morning who puts you together? 00:19:31.296 --> 00:19:34.056 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Girls, please, let's not pull hair here. 00:19:34.216 --> 00:19:35.366 align:middle >> Miss Vague: Hair huh? 00:19:35.366 --> 00:19:37.306 align:middle I could have hair like that too. 00:19:37.596 --> 00:19:39.466 align:middle But who wants to keep their head in a glass 00:19:39.466 --> 00:19:41.036 align:middle of orange juice every night [laughter]? 00:19:42.046 --> 00:19:43.576 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: But you do smell nice darling 00:19:43.686 --> 00:19:44.416 align:middle for your type. 00:19:44.826 --> 00:19:46.196 align:middle What is that perfume you're wearing? 00:19:46.316 --> 00:19:49.026 align:middle >> Miss Vague: Oh, it's Cotton Evening and Heroes. 00:19:49.366 --> 00:19:50.236 align:middle How do you like it? 00:19:50.676 --> 00:19:53.256 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Hmm, it's too bad you couldn't get a better 00:19:53.256 --> 00:19:53.726 align:middle table [laughter]. 00:19:54.096 --> 00:19:54.306 align:middle >> Miss Vague: Why you? 00:19:56.266 --> 00:19:59.336 align:middle You, you female red skeleton. 00:19:59.336 --> 00:19:59.616 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Oh, come on. 00:19:59.616 --> 00:20:02.366 align:middle Come on. Girls let's kiss and make up. 00:20:03.106 --> 00:20:03.796 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Oh, all right. 00:20:04.186 --> 00:20:05.916 align:middle I'm a good sport. 00:20:05.916 --> 00:20:06.296 align:middle >> Miss Vague: Oh, all right. 00:20:11.326 --> 00:20:12.206 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Bob,[laughter] you're not supposed 00:20:12.206 --> 00:20:12.846 align:middle to be in this. 00:20:12.846 --> 00:20:13.606 align:middle >> Bob Hope: Don't be silly. 00:20:13.746 --> 00:20:15.066 align:middle All the delegates are supposed to join 00:20:15.066 --> 00:20:16.166 align:middle in on the peace conference. 00:20:17.086 --> 00:20:19.686 align:middle Thank you Lucille Ball and Vera Vague. 00:20:20.516 --> 00:20:26.756 align:middle [ Applause ] 00:20:27.256 --> 00:20:28.656 align:middle >> Chris: And now our performers would 00:20:28.656 --> 00:20:30.836 align:middle like to share a brief testimonial 00:20:30.836 --> 00:20:33.976 align:middle about this facial product by Vitameatavegamin. 00:20:39.406 --> 00:20:41.476 align:middle >> Lucille Ball: Well, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. 00:20:41.476 --> 00:20:45.236 align:middle Are you tired, rundown, restless? 00:20:45.716 --> 00:20:47.176 align:middle Do you pop out at parties? 00:20:47.176 --> 00:20:49.976 align:middle Are you un-poop-ular? 00:20:51.276 --> 00:20:51.796 align:middle Well, are you? 00:20:51.796 --> 00:20:56.716 align:middle The answer to all your problems are in this little bottle, 00:20:56.716 --> 00:20:59.956 align:middle little bottle, Vitameatavegamin. 00:21:02.516 --> 00:21:03.326 align:middle That's it. 00:21:04.356 --> 00:21:07.286 align:middle Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meats, 00:21:07.286 --> 00:21:08.896 align:middle megtables and minerals. 00:21:09.376 --> 00:21:12.846 align:middle [hiccups] So why don't you join the thousands 00:21:12.846 --> 00:21:17.126 align:middle of happy peppy people and get you a very big good bottle 00:21:17.126 --> 00:21:18.836 align:middle of vitameat -- the vitamea -- vita -- . 00:21:19.296 --> 00:21:23.386 align:middle All you do is take a great tablespoon after every meal. 00:21:36.046 --> 00:21:37.556 align:middle It's so tasty too. 00:21:37.556 --> 00:21:42.776 align:middle Tastes just like candy, honest [spoon clanks]. 00:21:42.776 --> 00:21:45.956 align:middle So everyone get a big bottle of this stuff. 00:21:53.516 --> 00:21:57.036 align:middle [ Music ] 00:21:57.536 --> 00:21:58.836 align:middle >> Megan: Holy cats. 00:21:58.836 --> 00:22:00.076 align:middle Is she going to be okay? 00:22:00.416 --> 00:22:03.716 align:middle Are we allowed to show that on air? 00:22:03.716 --> 00:22:05.776 align:middle >> Chris: The audience can't see. 00:22:05.776 --> 00:22:07.466 align:middle It is radio, remember? 00:22:08.466 --> 00:22:10.976 align:middle >> Megan: Technical, this is YouTube. 00:22:13.376 --> 00:22:14.996 align:middle >> Chris: Don't break the fourth wall. 00:22:14.996 --> 00:22:16.556 align:middle We're supposed to close this show. 00:22:16.556 --> 00:22:19.496 align:middle >> Megan: Wait, what are we breaking? 00:22:19.496 --> 00:22:22.816 align:middle Is that why our ship is sinking? 00:22:22.816 --> 00:22:24.066 align:middle >> Chris: Never mind. 00:22:24.066 --> 00:22:27.636 align:middle Let's just get to the last item for tonight. 00:22:28.896 --> 00:22:29.856 align:middle >> Megan: The Inner -- 00:22:30.186 --> 00:22:32.196 align:middle >> Chris: Sanctum [spooky organ music]. 00:22:32.196 --> 00:22:33.586 align:middle >> Megan: Things are getting really tense. 00:22:33.746 --> 00:22:35.826 align:middle Martin had the Horla trapped. 00:22:35.826 --> 00:22:40.116 align:middle >> Chris: He had to set his bedroom on fire to do it. 00:22:40.116 --> 00:22:41.636 align:middle This is the final act. 00:22:41.636 --> 00:22:44.636 align:middle >> Megan: Will Martin and Helen survive the experience? 00:22:45.096 --> 00:22:45.836 align:middle I'm so nervous. 00:22:45.836 --> 00:22:47.856 align:middle I wish I had a shot of liquid courage. 00:22:48.796 --> 00:22:51.736 align:middle >> Chris: Maybe you should try some of what she's having. 00:22:55.056 --> 00:22:58.776 align:middle Seriously, the folks at the Beech-Nut company want you 00:22:58.776 --> 00:23:00.666 align:middle to be happy, safe and healthy. 00:23:00.666 --> 00:23:03.696 align:middle >> Megan: And stay away from South American jungles 00:23:03.696 --> 00:23:05.166 align:middle with blood sucking monsters in them. 00:23:05.166 --> 00:23:09.346 align:middle >> Chris: I'm afraid it's a little too late for that. 00:23:09.346 --> 00:23:13.636 align:middle Martin has to battle this terror in his own home. 00:23:14.286 --> 00:23:18.216 align:middle In desperation he set ablaze his own bedroom thinking the Horla 00:23:18.216 --> 00:23:19.696 align:middle was trapped in there. 00:23:20.376 --> 00:23:21.256 align:middle >> Megan: Will it work? 00:23:21.376 --> 00:23:22.926 align:middle Can he win back his freedom? 00:23:24.296 --> 00:23:27.396 align:middle >> Chris: All we can do is watch for ourselves 00:23:27.396 --> 00:23:32.406 align:middle as the Golden Age brings the final installment of the Horla 00:23:32.406 --> 00:23:34.976 align:middle within the Inner Sanctum. 00:23:35.516 --> 00:23:37.516 align:middle [ Spooky Organ Music ] 00:23:38.516 --> 00:23:43.516 align:middle [ Door Creaking ] 00:23:44.516 --> 00:23:47.066 align:middle [ Paper Burning ] 00:23:47.566 --> 00:23:49.576 align:middle >> Martin: Holding a blazing piece of newspaper before me. 00:23:50.356 --> 00:23:51.386 align:middle I back out of the door and lock. 00:23:52.156 --> 00:23:53.846 align:middle The room was already in flames. 00:23:54.466 --> 00:23:56.706 align:middle I put my ear to the door and hear him call out. 00:23:57.966 --> 00:23:58.916 align:middle >> Horla: Let me out. 00:23:59.626 --> 00:24:00.556 align:middle Let me out. 00:24:01.996 --> 00:24:02.096 align:middle >> Martin: Yes. 00:24:02.886 --> 00:24:05.356 align:middle He was trapped, but I must take no chance. 00:24:06.246 --> 00:24:08.956 align:middle Quickly I find some old clothes, soak them in kerosene, 00:24:09.326 --> 00:24:13.576 align:middle put them in front of my door, throw them back to him. 00:24:13.936 --> 00:24:14.896 align:middle I rushed to my wife's room. 00:24:16.346 --> 00:24:18.186 align:middle The door is locked [door rateling]. 00:24:18.406 --> 00:24:20.216 align:middle Helen, open the door. 00:24:20.826 --> 00:24:21.316 align:middle Helen! 00:24:22.346 --> 00:24:23.376 align:middle >> Helen: What do you want, Martin? 00:24:24.626 --> 00:24:25.436 align:middle >> Martin: Open the door quickly. 00:24:25.436 --> 00:24:26.476 align:middle The house is on fire. 00:24:27.496 --> 00:24:28.356 align:middle >> Helen: Martin? 00:24:28.786 --> 00:24:29.726 align:middle >> Martin: Hurry, will you? 00:24:30.196 --> 00:24:31.316 align:middle The house is filling with smoke. 00:24:31.536 --> 00:24:32.976 align:middle The flames are spreading rapidly. 00:24:33.516 --> 00:24:39.566 align:middle [ Spooky Organ Music ] 00:24:40.066 --> 00:24:41.476 align:middle At last, we make it to the garden. 00:24:42.196 --> 00:24:42.876 align:middle It's safe there. 00:24:43.276 --> 00:24:44.476 align:middle And Helen and I stopped to rest. 00:24:48.056 --> 00:24:48.656 align:middle >> Helen: Martin? 00:24:49.746 --> 00:24:50.606 align:middle >> Martin: Yes, Helen. 00:24:50.776 --> 00:24:52.946 align:middle >> Helen: Are the servants out? 00:24:53.976 --> 00:24:54.116 align:middle >> Martin: Yes. 00:24:55.156 --> 00:24:56.276 align:middle They're on the other side of the house. 00:24:56.716 --> 00:24:57.116 align:middle They're safe. 00:24:58.476 --> 00:25:00.756 align:middle >> Helen: Where did the fire start? 00:25:00.756 --> 00:25:02.636 align:middle >> Martin: In my room. 00:25:05.356 --> 00:25:05.936 align:middle >> Helen: Martin? 00:25:06.526 --> 00:25:07.616 align:middle Did you? 00:25:07.616 --> 00:25:10.536 align:middle >> Martin: Yes, I had to Helen. 00:25:12.386 --> 00:25:13.356 align:middle >> Helen: Had to? 00:25:13.356 --> 00:25:16.246 align:middle >> Martin: Yes, he was in there. 00:25:16.426 --> 00:25:18.566 align:middle The invisible being, the Horla. 00:25:20.136 --> 00:25:23.556 align:middle >> Helen: Martin, ugh, Martin. 00:25:24.006 --> 00:25:26.846 align:middle >> Martin: Helen, try to understand. 00:25:27.446 --> 00:25:29.476 align:middle Helen, come back here. 00:25:30.166 --> 00:25:30.626 align:middle Helen! 00:25:34.126 --> 00:25:35.136 align:middle She disappears into the darkness. 00:25:36.516 --> 00:25:39.036 align:middle [ Fire continues to burn ] 00:25:39.536 --> 00:25:43.286 align:middle Whipped by the winds, the flames danced madly about the house. 00:25:44.996 --> 00:25:49.556 align:middle By this time it was a blazing furnace with tongues 00:25:49.556 --> 00:25:52.506 align:middle of fire red, orange, yellow, blue. 00:25:54.436 --> 00:25:58.016 align:middle Flames leaping high into the air, biting up the dark night 00:25:58.016 --> 00:26:03.946 align:middle like a magnificent torch. 00:26:04.046 --> 00:26:06.986 align:middle Already parts of the roof began to crumble in between the walls. 00:26:07.916 --> 00:26:10.396 align:middle A fountain of flames roars towards the sky. 00:26:11.776 --> 00:26:14.096 align:middle The structure begins to topple. 00:26:14.886 --> 00:26:17.576 align:middle In a moment it comes crashing to the ground. 00:26:18.516 --> 00:26:20.886 align:middle [ Crashing and Siren ] 00:26:21.386 --> 00:26:23.846 align:middle The flames let high into the air, 00:26:24.116 --> 00:26:25.676 align:middle lighting up the countryside. 00:26:27.256 --> 00:26:28.416 align:middle It was a funeral fire, 00:26:30.046 --> 00:26:33.496 align:middle a monstrous magnificent funeral fire. 00:26:34.826 --> 00:26:40.456 align:middle And in it he who hated my Christian 00:26:41.236 --> 00:26:44.676 align:middle in physical being, the Horla. 00:26:45.516 --> 00:26:47.516 align:middle [ Siren Fades ] 00:26:48.516 --> 00:26:53.306 align:middle [ Knocking ] 00:26:53.806 --> 00:26:54.296 align:middle >> Martin: Who is it? 00:26:54.946 --> 00:26:55.366 align:middle Who's there? 00:26:55.366 --> 00:26:57.746 align:middle >> Helen: Open the door, Martin. 00:26:57.746 --> 00:26:58.516 align:middle It's Helen. 00:26:59.636 --> 00:26:59.996 align:middle >> Martin: Helen? 00:27:01.156 --> 00:27:03.146 align:middle Oh. Well, I knew you'd come. 00:27:04.516 --> 00:27:08.286 align:middle [ Door creaks open ] 00:27:08.786 --> 00:27:13.096 align:middle >> Helen: Martin, why didn't you get in touch with me sooner? 00:27:13.096 --> 00:27:14.356 align:middle >> Martin: Helen I was scared to. 00:27:14.716 --> 00:27:15.876 align:middle The police are after me. 00:27:16.756 --> 00:27:19.526 align:middle Helen, you don't know what I've been through hiding 00:27:19.526 --> 00:27:21.966 align:middle in alleyways, chased like a mad dog. 00:27:23.086 --> 00:27:26.476 align:middle Finally, I decided to register here in this hotel. 00:27:26.476 --> 00:27:27.786 align:middle I don't think they recognized me. 00:27:31.046 --> 00:27:31.616 align:middle >> Helen: Martin? 00:27:32.066 --> 00:27:32.176 align:middle >> Martin: Yes. 00:27:34.386 --> 00:27:37.516 align:middle >> Helen: I want you to give yourself up. 00:27:38.806 --> 00:27:39.716 align:middle >> Martin: Give myself up? 00:27:40.216 --> 00:27:45.686 align:middle >> Helen: That's the only way you can be helped. 00:27:45.856 --> 00:27:47.156 align:middle >> Martin: But you saw the papers, Helen. 00:27:47.276 --> 00:27:49.556 align:middle You know what they'll do to me if I surrender to them. 00:27:50.126 --> 00:27:52.796 align:middle >> Helen: It's not as bad as you seem to think. 00:27:52.966 --> 00:27:55.256 align:middle You'll receive medical attention and -- 00:27:55.256 --> 00:27:56.486 align:middle >> Martin: Medical attention? 00:27:57.506 --> 00:27:59.856 align:middle And you believe them? 00:27:59.936 --> 00:28:01.956 align:middle You think I'm insane, don't you? 00:28:02.996 --> 00:28:03.986 align:middle Don't you? 00:28:05.066 --> 00:28:06.026 align:middle >> Helen: I love you. 00:28:06.026 --> 00:28:09.126 align:middle I wouldn't suggest you give yourself 00:28:09.126 --> 00:28:13.006 align:middle up if I didn't think it best for you. 00:28:13.296 --> 00:28:15.466 align:middle >> Martin: I see. 00:28:15.706 --> 00:28:17.396 align:middle >> Helen: Won't you come with me, Martin? 00:28:18.746 --> 00:28:19.346 align:middle >> Martin: Insane? 00:28:19.776 --> 00:28:23.026 align:middle Yes, there was a time I thought that I was insane. 00:28:24.116 --> 00:28:26.026 align:middle But now I'm certain I'm not. 00:28:26.816 --> 00:28:31.676 align:middle It's been a week, a whole seven days since our house burned down 00:28:31.676 --> 00:28:34.476 align:middle and since I felt the Horla near me. 00:28:35.856 --> 00:28:38.076 align:middle And he was real I promise you. 00:28:38.076 --> 00:28:40.956 align:middle He, he was as real as you or I. 00:28:41.696 --> 00:28:44.626 align:middle >> Helen: Perhaps, but if that's the case, 00:28:44.626 --> 00:28:46.266 align:middle you've got nothing to fear. 00:28:46.566 --> 00:28:49.446 align:middle The doctors will examine you and find you're normal. 00:28:49.446 --> 00:28:53.096 align:middle Will you come with me, Martin? 00:28:53.626 --> 00:28:55.586 align:middle >> Martin: That's right. 00:28:55.756 --> 00:28:58.276 align:middle What difference does it make? 00:28:58.966 --> 00:29:01.386 align:middle The only thing that matters is that he is dead. 00:29:02.516 --> 00:29:06.546 align:middle [ Wind Chimes ] 00:29:07.046 --> 00:29:09.656 align:middle Helen? 00:29:09.656 --> 00:29:12.526 align:middle >> Helen: Yes Martin? 00:29:12.526 --> 00:29:14.886 align:middle > Martin: Do you feel? 00:29:14.886 --> 00:29:15.916 align:middle >> Helen: What is it, Martin? 00:29:19.386 --> 00:29:20.296 align:middle >> Martin: I'll do as you ask. 00:29:21.236 --> 00:29:22.096 align:middle I'll give myself up. 00:29:23.206 --> 00:29:26.406 align:middle You go down to the lobby and wait for me there? 00:29:26.536 --> 00:29:27.486 align:middle >> Helen: All right, Martin. 00:29:32.316 --> 00:29:34.716 align:middle >> Martin: Is, is it you? 00:29:36.496 --> 00:29:37.466 align:middle >> Horla: Yes. 00:29:39.166 --> 00:29:39.966 align:middle >> Martin: Then you're not dead? 00:29:41.376 --> 00:29:42.356 align:middle >> Horla: No. 00:29:42.786 --> 00:29:45.576 align:middle >> Martin: And it was all in vain? 00:29:46.166 --> 00:29:47.396 align:middle >> Horla: All in vain [laughter]. 00:29:47.396 --> 00:29:50.466 align:middle You cannot destroy me. 00:29:52.196 --> 00:29:53.846 align:middle Why do you hesitate? 00:29:54.476 --> 00:29:56.326 align:middle Why don't you go down and join her? 00:29:57.306 --> 00:29:58.586 align:middle Give yourself up. 00:29:59.406 --> 00:30:01.116 align:middle >> Martin: What you want me to do, isn't it? 00:30:02.216 --> 00:30:06.346 align:middle >> Horla: That's the only thing you can do. 00:30:06.456 --> 00:30:07.416 align:middle >> Martin: No, it's not. 00:30:07.596 --> 00:30:09.796 align:middle There was one other alternative. 00:30:10.656 --> 00:30:16.236 align:middle I decided what I would do if you live through that fire. 00:30:16.376 --> 00:30:19.326 align:middle >> Horla: You're going to destroy yourself. 00:30:20.336 --> 00:30:20.466 align:middle >> Martin: Yes. 00:30:20.466 --> 00:30:23.256 align:middle I will not be what you are trying to make me become. 00:30:23.566 --> 00:30:25.646 align:middle I will not be your slave. 00:30:25.646 --> 00:30:27.486 align:middle I'd rather die. 00:30:31.556 --> 00:30:36.746 align:middle >> Helen: Martin, there's something I forgot to -- Martin? 00:30:36.926 --> 00:30:40.646 align:middle Put the gun away. 00:30:42.096 --> 00:30:45.836 align:middle >> Martin: Don't try and stop me [gunshot]. 00:30:45.836 --> 00:30:47.866 align:middle >> Helen: Martin [crying]! 00:30:47.866 --> 00:30:50.986 align:middle >> Martin: Helen, the Horla. 00:30:51.056 --> 00:30:55.976 align:middle >> Horla: That's exactly what I wanted you to do. 00:30:56.516 --> 00:31:01.516 align:middle [ Spooky Organ Music ] 00:31:02.516 --> 00:31:04.906 align:middle [ Laughter ] 00:31:05.406 --> 00:31:08.576 align:middle >> Raymond: My, what a note to end on for 00:31:08.576 --> 00:31:11.956 align:middle such a fine musician [laughter]. 00:31:12.486 --> 00:31:15.126 align:middle Ah, but at least he's at rest. 00:31:16.066 --> 00:31:19.266 align:middle That's the whole key to the thing you see. 00:31:19.666 --> 00:31:20.716 align:middle Don't you think so, Mary? 00:31:21.886 --> 00:31:23.536 align:middle >> Mary: Indeed I do Mr. Raymond. 00:31:24.096 --> 00:31:26.046 align:middle >> Raymond: Do you think our listeners are ready 00:31:26.046 --> 00:31:27.756 align:middle for the test I promised them, Mary? 00:31:29.146 --> 00:31:30.126 align:middle >> Mary: I'm sure they are. 00:31:30.536 --> 00:31:33.166 align:middle After all, it really is quite easy. 00:31:33.616 --> 00:31:36.016 align:middle Here's the first question. 00:31:36.966 --> 00:31:39.196 align:middle What beverage saves you time? 00:31:40.616 --> 00:31:41.496 align:middle The second question, 00:31:42.566 --> 00:31:45.306 align:middle what refreshment restores your energy? 00:31:46.676 --> 00:31:48.106 align:middle And here's the final question. 00:31:49.016 --> 00:31:51.226 align:middle What drink saves you money? 00:31:51.656 --> 00:31:56.256 align:middle The answer to all three is Brisk Lipton's tea. 00:31:57.166 --> 00:31:59.716 align:middle See, I told you it was easy. 00:32:00.636 --> 00:32:03.656 align:middle And it is easy to think of Lipton's 00:32:03.656 --> 00:32:06.706 align:middle when you need a pick-me-up at meals or during the day. 00:32:06.706 --> 00:32:10.476 align:middle And then the large economy says available at your grocer, 00:32:10.946 --> 00:32:13.356 align:middle Lipton's actually saves you money. 00:32:14.316 --> 00:32:18.946 align:middle Brisk Lipton's tea, be sure to pick some up tomorrow. 00:32:19.616 --> 00:32:20.606 align:middle >> Raymond: [laughter], thank you, Mary. 00:32:20.786 --> 00:32:24.196 align:middle I hope tonight's contrapuntal exercise 00:32:24.196 --> 00:32:28.126 align:middle in horror didn't leave you feeling flat [laughter]. 00:32:29.406 --> 00:32:33.296 align:middle Look sharp there, because that's just a minor problem. 00:32:33.906 --> 00:32:36.386 align:middle We'll have a major new tale of terror 00:32:36.386 --> 00:32:38.176 align:middle for you again next Wednesday night 00:32:38.546 --> 00:32:42.316 align:middle when Lipton's Tea brings another in our Sanctum Mystery. 00:32:42.796 --> 00:32:44.896 align:middle Directed by Kelly Ford-Kaminski. 00:32:46.186 --> 00:32:48.046 align:middle Until then, good night. 00:32:49.516 --> 00:32:52.766 align:middle [ Laughter ] 00:32:53.266 --> 00:32:55.146 align:middle Pleasant dreams. 00:33:00.406 --> 00:33:01.416 align:middle >> Megan: I can't believe it. 00:33:01.416 --> 00:33:03.036 align:middle Chris, Can you believe that? 00:33:03.256 --> 00:33:04.266 align:middle That was horrendous? 00:33:04.266 --> 00:33:07.876 align:middle I can't believe it. 00:33:07.876 --> 00:33:09.086 align:middle >> Chris: Megan, I'm stunned. 00:33:09.086 --> 00:33:13.146 align:middle I never expected to come to such a sticky end. 00:33:13.896 --> 00:33:17.006 align:middle >> Megan: Oh, but that's what I love about the Inner Sanctum. 00:33:17.186 --> 00:33:18.686 align:middle They always keep you guessing. 00:33:18.726 --> 00:33:21.146 align:middle I was just hoping that Martin could have pulled through. 00:33:22.426 --> 00:33:24.456 align:middle >> Chris: Well, we it can't all be happy endings. 00:33:24.456 --> 00:33:28.986 align:middle And speaking of which, that's our show. 00:33:29.666 --> 00:33:30.426 align:middle >> Megan: Good grief. 00:33:30.796 --> 00:33:32.476 align:middle What a segue. 00:33:32.476 --> 00:33:34.426 align:middle And don't forget our sponsors. 00:33:34.426 --> 00:33:35.926 align:middle We here at the Golden Age, 00:33:35.926 --> 00:33:38.956 align:middle we'd like to extend our warmest thanks to our viewing -- 00:33:38.956 --> 00:33:40.546 align:middle >> Chris: listening -- 00:33:40.876 --> 00:33:42.886 align:middle >> Megan: -- audience who tuned in every week. 00:33:42.886 --> 00:33:45.126 align:middle It has been a pleasure producing the program 00:33:45.126 --> 00:33:46.446 align:middle and we truly hope you enjoyed it. 00:33:46.446 --> 00:33:49.596 align:middle This has been Megan Katzman. 00:33:49.596 --> 00:33:51.546 align:middle >> Chris: And I have been Chris Walsh. 00:33:51.746 --> 00:33:57.626 align:middle From our family to yours, thank you and goodnight. 00:33:58.516 --> 00:36:46.506 align:middle [ Music ]